First off, I’m drunk. I decided to go to this “cocktail” event and get piss drunk followed by the casino and club. After talking with my buddy, he didn’t think I could blog perfectly without any mistakes. Let me show his ass up right here! WHAT’S UP? I figured the best thing to go along with my next shots and drinks is BOOBS. Who has awesome boobs besides the girl I’m banging is KATE UPTON! Watch this video. I’ve been watching it for about 20 minutes now. It’s killing my phone battery. SO WORTH IT.